moonjellybeans:

16/07/1970 - Happy 44th birthday to Clifton Collins Jr., one of the hardest working, dedicated, and down to earth actors ever. I know he’s busy filming again (Triple Nine), but hopefully he’ll get some time to chill with his friends and family.

cyberneticsoul:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

Nail, head, meet hammer.

(via vulcanbrrrn)

misandryinhaiku:

"women are weaklings!"

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

animalstalkinginallcaps:

PANTENE’S EXCLUSIVE FORMULAS ARE SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO HELP YOU GET THE LOOK YOU WANT WHILE KEEPING YOUR HAIR HEALTHY, SHINY AND DAMAGE FREE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

PANTENE’S EXCLUSIVE FORMULAS ARE SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO HELP YOU GET THE LOOK YOU WANT WHILE KEEPING YOUR HAIR HEALTHY, SHINY AND DAMAGE FREE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I BARELY CLOSED MY EYES THE WHOLE NIGHT! FUCK ONLY KNOWS WHAT WAS IN THE BED. IT WAS LIKE I WAS LAYING ON A BOULDER AND MY WHOLE BODY FEELS LIKE GARBAGE. IT’S HORRIBLE. LET’S GET MARRIED.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I BARELY CLOSED MY EYES THE WHOLE NIGHT! FUCK ONLY KNOWS WHAT WAS IN THE BED. IT WAS LIKE I WAS LAYING ON A BOULDER AND MY WHOLE BODY FEELS LIKE GARBAGE. IT’S HORRIBLE. LET’S GET MARRIED.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MAN, THAT’S NICE.
NICE AND SEASONAL.
JUST REALLY NICE, IN A SEASONAL KIND OF WAY.
WARM TOO.
SUPER WARM.
I THINK IT’S LOVELY, AND ALSO QUITE WARM.
IS THERE ANYTHING MORE PLEASANT, WARM, LOVELY, AND SEASONAL THAN A NICE ROARING FIRE?
NO.
NOPE.
NO, NOT REALLY.
NO. THERE IS NOT.
I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE WE THREW GARY IN THERE, THOUGH.
I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE GARY OWNED, LET ALONE PLAYED, A KENNY CHESNEY CHRISTMAS ALBUM.
HONESTLY. IT’S NOT LIKE WE HAD A CHOICE.
NOPE. HAD TO BE DONE.
IT WAS FOR THE BEST.
ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, IT WAS BOTH MERCIFUL AND FAIR.
WHAT A SEASONAL WAY TO GO.
RIGHT? SUPER SEASONAL.
AND WARM TOO.
WHAT A NICE, WARM, SEASONAL WAY TO GO.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MAN, THAT’S NICE.

NICE AND SEASONAL.

JUST REALLY NICE, IN A SEASONAL KIND OF WAY.

WARM TOO.

SUPER WARM.

I THINK IT’S LOVELY, AND ALSO QUITE WARM.

IS THERE ANYTHING MORE PLEASANT, WARM, LOVELY, AND SEASONAL THAN A NICE ROARING FIRE?

NO.

NOPE.

NO, NOT REALLY.

NO. THERE IS NOT.

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE WE THREW GARY IN THERE, THOUGH.

I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE GARY OWNED, LET ALONE PLAYED, A KENNY CHESNEY CHRISTMAS ALBUM.

HONESTLY. IT’S NOT LIKE WE HAD A CHOICE.

NOPE. HAD TO BE DONE.

IT WAS FOR THE BEST.

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, IT WAS BOTH MERCIFUL AND FAIR.

WHAT A SEASONAL WAY TO GO.

RIGHT? SUPER SEASONAL.

AND WARM TOO.

WHAT A NICE, WARM, SEASONAL WAY TO GO.